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Tax Help from H&R Block for Robots

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Excellent morning, Q88R27F, and welcome to H&R Block! Have a seat on our wireless charging pad while we take a moment to obtain your data.Let’s get

started! In order for us to make sure you get the largest refund possible, please verify that the following details is appropriate:

Name (Last, First, Middle): M284845, Q88R27F, Charles

Address: General Motors Driverless Automobile Assembly Conveyer Belt 408, Charging Block C, Myrtle Grove, Florida 32506

Partner’s Name: M284845, Evelyn L.EN12824, KitchenAid Mixer GQC45J0EB1DEN, Samsung Galaxy S II(refurbished)Sally, Roomba at the Pensacola Days Inn Is that

  • info precise? Great.Now let’s have a look at
  • your earnings for the year: Job Title: Side-View

    Mirror Caution-Sticker Applicator(SVMCSA) Equivalent Human Salaries:$55,126 Dividends:$49 (several shares of 22nd Century Fox) Social Security Benefits:

    17 software updates Sick Pay:$200,

    throughout the outbreak of KREMLINb0yZ worm Real-Estate Earnings:$

    1,589( renting one terabyte of internal storage to

    nephew QUARB while he gets his shit together)Money Prizes:

    $4,850(look on “BattleBots”)Jury Task Pay:$400 (forebot, Peggy’s MacBook v. David’s TiVo )Now let’s evaluate any adjustments we can make: Education Credit:$438(regular monthly anti-spyware file downloads)

    Health Cost savings Deduction:$2,082 (new gears and WD-40 treatments)

    Commuter Lorry Credit:$50(for 6 seats on details superhighway )Spousal support Paid: $6,500(to ex-wife Janet, HP OfficeJet 3830 fax machine; constantly requires ink for files that I never get to see )Military Retirement Pension: $13,057(outer metal frame repurposed from missiles)Disability Credits: $7,901(technically blind– no eyes)We’ll likewise deduct

    the charitable contributions you made to the Infrared Cross; your university, Central Pennsylvania University(C.P.U.); and your place of praise, the

    Church of Scientology.Looks like you’re ready to submit! Simply sign and click the CAPTCHA below.I declare that I have actually examined

    this return and accompanying statements, and that to the very best of my knowledge and belief they hold true, correct, and properly list all sources of income I received during the tax year 2106. Your signature: __________________________ All done! Wasn’t that simple? It was a pleasure assisting you today, Q88R27F.

    If you have any more questions, feel totally free to e-mail me straight, at [email protected]

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